Tag: Kangaroos
Joke Of The Day: Perfect Match
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A woman of 75 years who had never married in her life, had just one ambition. To get married and lose her virginity. She was a wealthy woman with all good things in life at her disposal.
Somehow, she never got around to get married but she wanted to do it now. She had only one condition – she wanted a man who had never done it, just like herself. She advertised all over the world looking for that perfect match and finally was able to locate a young guy from Australia. They got married, and she took him to her mansion. While she was getting ready for the night, she heard some loud noises from the adjacent room. When she went to the other room to investigate, she found that all the furniture in the rooms had been moved to the corners. She asked her new husband, “What are you doing, my dear?” He replied, “Madam, I have never done it with a woman in my life, but in case it is similar to doing it to a kangaroo, I am gonna need a lot of room!” |
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