Joke Of The Day: Cucumbers

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Feb 042026
 
Joke Of The Day: Cucumbers Three women go to a farmers market to buy a cucumber.

The first says, “I’d like a long, thin one.”

The second says, “I’d like a short, thick one.”

The third says, “I don’t care — I’m making a salad.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost Watch

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Feb 022026
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost Watch I lost my watch at a party, an hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

 

 

 

 

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