Joke Of The Day: Church Donations

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May 252025
 
Joke Of The Day: Church Donations There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Hungry Lion

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May 232025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Hungry Lion A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.

He came across two men: One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the King of the Jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Wedding

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May 212025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Wedding Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”

“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”

Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said “So why is the groom wearing black?”

 

 

 

 

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