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Joke Of The Day: Old McDonald

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Jun 082025

Old McDonald was getting bored at the farm, and decided to start selling clothing to old women.

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a Moo Moo!

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Jun 072025

Q: How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

A: He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Jun 062025

My brother prefers taking escalators, I prefer taking elevators.

I guess we were raised differently.

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Jun 052025

Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.

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Jun 042025

I was walking down the street the other day and a guy just came right up to me shouting ‘water hole, water hole…’

I didn’t understand what he was getting at, but I’m sure he meant well.