Joke Of The Day: A Bad Mother

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Jul 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Bad Mother A mother walks up to her only son and says, “John, am I a bad mother?”

And her son says, “My name is Paul!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Children’s Home Donation

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Jul 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: Children's Home Donation A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, “I’m collecting donations for the new children’s home we’re building. I hope you’ll give what you can.”

“To be sure,” said the beleaguered woman, “I’ll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: An Exotic Breakfast

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Jul 142025
 
Joke Of The Day: An Exotic Breakfast A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.

He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now”, so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks what he wants.

The man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?”

“Baked tongue of chicken,” she proudly replies.

The man shouts, “Baked tongue of chicken! Have you any idea how disgusting that is? I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Ugh!!”

The waitress is a little taken aback, but stays calm and asks him, “No problem, sir. What would you prefer, then?”

The man says, “Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”

 

 

 

 

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