Joke Of The Day: Medical School

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Jul 262025
 
Joke Of The Day: Medical School What do you call a guy who was bottom of his class and barely graduated from medical school?

Doctor.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Going to the Bathroom

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Jul 242025
 
Joke Of The Day: Going to the Bathroom I went to the bathroom at a restaurant today and was extra careful.

I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue, then opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow. When I returned to my table, I realized…

I forgot to pull up my pants.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: First Sunburn

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Jul 232025
 
Joke Of The Day: First Sunburn Mary was four and was just beginning to peel from her very first sunburn.

As she looked in the mirror, tears filled her eyes, and she said, “Look at me. I’m only four, and I’m already starting to wear out!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: No Kids

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Jul 222025
 
Joke Of The Day: No Kids My wife and I have decided we don’t want any kids.

She’s going to tell them tonight.

 

 

 

 

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