Joke Of The Day: A Frog in a Pond

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Aug 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Frog in a Pond Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so.”

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Coin Toss

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Aug 232025
 
Joke Of The Day: Coin Toss A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots.

On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale.

Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the spokesman replied, “Now, when you toss a coin, you can simply call…. ‘Ted’s or Hale’s’.”