A teen boy is buying a pack of condoms for the first time.
He sees the price is $10, but when he goes to pay it, the register rings it up as $10.65.
“What is this 65 cents about?” He asks. The cashier says, “it’s for the tax.”
“Ah. I was wondering how you keep these things on.”
We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
