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Q: What’s the favorite band at the Alzheimer’s home?
A: The who?
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Barbies
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A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, “How much is Barbie?”
“Well,” Barbies she says, “we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.” “Hey, hang on,” the guy asks, “why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?” “Yeah, well, it’s like this … Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture …”
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Joke Of The Day: Vintage Beauty
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A history professor was explaining how society’s ideal of beauty changes with time.
“Take Miss America in 1921,” he noted. “She stood 5′ 1′ tall, weighed 108 pounds, and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she’d do in today’s beauty contest?” One student piped up, “Not very well! She’d be way too old!”
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Joke Of The Day: Leftovers
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Three wives were bemoaning their husbands’ attitudes towards leftovers:
“It gets rough,” one said. “My husband is a TV producer, and he calls them reruns.” “You think you have it bad,” was the reply. “Mine is a quality control engineer, and he calls them rejects!” “That’s nothing compared to me,” said the third lady. “My husband is a mortician. He calls them remains!”
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