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My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.
So I called her Bluff.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Trimming the Budget
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Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned, she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, “Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
“Good,” my dad quickly replied. “Wash it again!”
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