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It’s no coincidence that when you rearrange “Dormitory” you get… Dirty room.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Swallowed by a Whale
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah”. The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
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Joke Of The Day: A Lawyer’s Dilemma
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After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100.
The client gave the lawyer a $100 bill. After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client’s $100 bills had stuck together. Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the lawyer’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”
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Joke Of The Day: An Incurable Disease
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A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, “I have some very bad news for you. I’m afraid that you’re afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease.”
So the guy asks, “Well isn’t there ANYTHING I can do, doc?” “Hmm…. Maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths.” The doctor tells the patient. “Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?” “Probably not…. But at least you’ll get used to being covered in dirt!”
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