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Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.
“How do you know what to say?” she asked. “Why, God tells me.” “Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: A Ventriloquist Career Change
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There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly.
The agent said, “There’s no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic, I could get you plenty of work.” So this ventriloquist went home and hung out a psychic sign. An hour later, a woman knocks on the door: “I want to talk to my deceased husband–how much will it cost?” The ventriloquist says, “If you talk to him, $50; if he talks to you, $100; and if you talk to each other while I’m drinking coffee, that’s $200.”
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Joke Of The Day: On a Transcontinental Train
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly… he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.” “Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed. “Good,” she replied. “Get your own blanket!” After a moment of silence, he passed gas.
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