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I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, when a guy comes over and asks, “Are you reading that?”
I didn’t know what to say. So I said, “Yes.” I then stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Leaving Early
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Three girls are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as their boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early.
One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off. The redhead does her gardening and has an early night. The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly open her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house. On the next day, the brunette goes on, asking: “Shall we leave early again today?” The blonde says: “No way, I nearly got caught”!
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Joke Of The Day: Race Horses
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Several racehorses are in a stable. One of them starts boasting about his track record. “Of my last 15 races,” he says, “I’ve won eight.”
Another horse breaks in, “Well, I’ve won 19 of my last 27!” “That’s good, but I’ve taken 28 of 36,” says another, flicking his tail. At this point, a greyhound who’s been sitting nearby listening says, “I don’t mean to boast, but of my last 90 races, I’ve won 88.” The horses are clearly amazed. “WOW,” says one horse after a prolonged silence, “a talking dog!”
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