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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Joke Of The Day: Broke My Leg
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Jan 012026
Joke Of The Day: The Missing Som
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Dec 312025
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The Sheik of Somewhereland had a son, of whom he was very fond. One day, the son had to go on an errand, and the Sheik lent him his best, fastest and favorite donkey to help his son do his errands.
It was taking the son a while, and the Sheik sat in the verandah of his, albeit well-appointed air-conditioned comfortable, tent and waited for his son’s arrival. Now the Sheik, aging, had failing eyesight, so he would ask anyone passing, “Can you see my son yet?” Everyone would say no. Frustrated, the Sheik would exclaim, “But I can see what looks like my donkey.” The person so addressed assured him politely, “No, my Sheik, that’s only your well.” Away from the Sheik, they all pitied the Sheik for not being able to tell his own ass from a hole in the ground.
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Joke Of The Day: Swimming With Dolphins
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Dec 302025
Joke Of The Day: A Sad Dog
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Dec 292025
Joke Of The Day: Not Talikng
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Dec 282025
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After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days.
Finally, on the third day, he asked where one of his shirts was. “Oh,” I said, “So now you’re speaking to me.” He looked confused. “What are you talking about?” “Haven’t you noticed I haven’t spoken to you for three days?” I challenged. “No,” he said, “I just thought we were getting along.”
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