Tag: Joke Of The Day

Since her birthday was not far off

He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.

‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied,

Still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,

And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park;

The Death Slide, the Corkscrew,

The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was.

Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald’s

Where he ordered her a Happy Meal

With extra fries and a chocolate shake…

Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn,

A huge Cola, and her favorite sweets……M&M’s…

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband

And collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile

And lovingly asked,

‘Well, Dear, what was it like being twelve again?’

Her eyes slowly opened

And her expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’

The question arose, why does the chicken cross the road?

The Shaolin monk said it’s the destiny of the chicken to seek its own path.

The great philosopher said its action teaches a lesson in the ways of nature, much like life itself.

The minister said it’s because it follows the plan of our maker under his divine rule.

Just then, the young farm boy spoke up, “Actually, it’s because I left the chicken coop door open.”

The general replied, “1956, ma’am.”

The woman, in disbelief, said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.”

The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterward, the woman cuddled up to the general and said, “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1956…”

The general looked at her, confused, and replied, “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”