Tag: Joke Of The Day

After a while, the doctor looks up and says,

“You have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen! You have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!”

Offended, the woman replies, “Well, you don’t have to say it twice!”

The doc says,“I didn’t.”

He says, “No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”

“No,” I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer.”
 

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms, too, that women are always confused and don’t know what they want.