Tag: Joke Of The Day

He had small ladders hung on the side of his little red wagon and a garden hose coiled up in it.

He was wearing a fireman’s hat and had the wagon tied to his dog so that the dog could pull the wagon.

The fireman thought this was really cute, so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles.

The fireman said, “Son, I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire company or anything, but I think if you tied that rope around the dog’s neck you’d go faster.”

“Maybe,” said the little boy, “but then I’d lose my siren!”

One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say,

“Car 34, there is a 17-foot boa constrictor in someone’s front yard. The resident wants a police officer to come and remove it.”

There was a long pause, then some static.

Slowly, a voice said, “Uh … We can’t get the car started.”

And was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.

As briefly as possible, I tried to explain the concept of infinity. I thought I had done pretty well, but then he said, “Dad, what number comes just before infinity?”