Joke Of The Day: The Good Wife

Joke Of The Day: The Good Wife The woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?”

“What, dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

“I think you’re bad luck.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Eternity

Joke Of The Day: Eternity A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

“That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.”

“Shut up”, barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

“Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: 3 Little Ducks

Joke Of The Day: 3 Little Ducks 3 little ducks go into a bar. “What’s your name, the barman asks the first duck?”

“Huey” was the reply. “How’s your day been, Huey?”

“Great, I’ve been in and out of puddles all day … what more could a duck want?”

“What’s your name, he asked the 2nd duck?” “Dewey” was the reply … “And I’ve been in and out of puddles all day as well.”

He turned to the 3rd duck and said: “I suppose you’re Louie …?” “No, she said batting her eyelids … my name is puddles!”

 

 

 

 

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