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Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: Well, it’s a jarring experience.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Swallowed by a Whale
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah”. The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
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Joke Of The Day: A Lawyer’s Dilemma
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After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100.
The client gave the lawyer a $100 bill. After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client’s $100 bills had stuck together. Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the lawyer’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”
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