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Q: Did you hear about the math teacher who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: A Sexual Problem
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“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”
“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.” The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the medic said. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.” The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”
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Joke Of The Day: Bidding on the Parrot
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A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot.
He’s always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid, he offers $50. The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500. When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, “Can the bird talk?” The auctioneer replied, “Who do you think was bidding against you?”
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