Joke Of The Day: Getting Old

Joke Of The Day: Getting Old My grandad, who used to be an English professor, just sent me a text saying “Son, I’m getting old, and I’m starting to struggle with the stares”

I replied, “Don’t you mean the stairs?”

He said “No those are fine, I’m just starting to regret this face tattoo”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers

JJoke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers ”Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here, and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”

“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Martial Arts Question

Joke Of The Day: Martial Arts Question I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Jiu-jitsu?”

He says, “No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”

“No,” I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer.”
 

 

 

 

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