”Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here, and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”
“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”
I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Jiu-jitsu?”
He says, “No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”
“No,” I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer.”