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Q: What’s the worst thing you can say to an anxious guitarist?
A: Don’t fret.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: The Good Wife
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The woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What, dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. “I think you’re bad luck.”
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Joke Of The Day: A Hillbilly Wedding Night
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Two hillbillies got married. On their wedding night, the hillbilly groom admitted that he was a virgin and didn’t really know what to do.
The hillbilly bride giggled and said, “Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee.” So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink.
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Joke Of The Day: Eternity
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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. “That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.” “Shut up”, barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”
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