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Joke Of The Day: Pain

Joke Of The Day: Pain I was sitting on the sofa last night watching TV, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, “Do you ever get pains on the chest like someone’s got a voodoo doll and they’re stabbing it?” I replied, “No.”

Then she asked, “How about now?

 

 

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: The Husband

Joke Of The Day: The Husband The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife.”

 

 

 

 

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