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Q: How did the 2 cats end their fight?
A: They hissed and made up.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: A Sexual Problem
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“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”
“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.” The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the medic said. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.” The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”
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Joke Of The Day: Bidding on the Parrot
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A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot.
He’s always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid, he offers $50. The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500. When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, “Can the bird talk?” The auctioneer replied, “Who do you think was bidding against you?”
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Joke Of The Day: It’s a Surprise
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A three-year-old was helping wrap a present for her father. While they were wrapping, her mother kept reminding her daughter about keeping the present a secret so it would be a surprise. After the present was wrapped, she proudly put it on the table.
When her father came home, he saw the present immediately. He asked the little girl, “What is it?” “I can’t tell.” she said proudly, with a look towards mom. “It’s a surprise.” “Can I shake it and guess what’s inside?” asked Dad. “No,” she replied, “shirts don’t rattle.”
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Joke Of The Day: The Railroad Crossing
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In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.
At the trial, the crossing guard insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he’d done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed. “Congratulations,” the lawyer said to the guard when it was over. “You did superbly under cross-examination.” “Thanks,” he said, “but he sure had me worried.” “How’s that?” the lawyer asked. “I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!”
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