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Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: It Chickened out.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Fishing With a Stck
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A guy went fishing with his friend and had to ask, “Where is that new rod and reel you had the last time we went fishing? I can’t help but notice that you’re using a stick, a string, and a safety pin for a hook.”
His friend replied, “My wife thinks I’m wasting money, so I told her I’d take the new rod and reel back if I didn’t catch a fish… any more questions?” “Yes, why didn’t you go to the market and buy a fish to take home? If you remember, that’s what I did last year, so I could keep my fishing gear.” His friend answered, “I did, but I forgot to take it out of the package!”
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Joke Of The Day: Idiots in the Room
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“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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