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I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when the doctor started yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!”
I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on. She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots around here.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Asking for a Raise
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An employee approached his boss and asked for a raise. “Well” began the head man, “business is bad now, Frank and I just can’t afford to give you a raise.”
“But I’m doing the three men’s work and I always have…” retorted Frank. “Three men’s work?” exploded the boss. “Tell me who the other two are, and I’ll fire them!”
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Joke Of The Day: Finding the Rake
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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells up to his wife, “Where is the rake?”
She can’t hear him and shouts back, “What?” The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee, and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, “What?” The man repeats his gestures, mouthing, “EYE KNEE — THE RAKE.” The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, “What in the heck was that?” She replies, “EYE — LEFT TIT — BEHIND — THE BUSH”
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