Joke Of The Day: The Ultimate Question

Joke Of The Day: The Ultimate Question A Shaolin monk, a great philosopher and a minister were walking down a country road and came upon a young farm boy. At that moment, the four of them looked up to see a chicken crossing the road.

The question arose, why does the chicken cross the road?

The Shaolin monk said it’s the destiny of the chicken to seek its own path.

The great philosopher said its action teaches a lesson in the ways of nature, much like life itself.

The minister said it’s because it follows the plan of our maker under his divine rule.

Just then, the young farm boy spoke up, “Actually, it’s because I left the chicken coop door open.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Not Since 1956

Joke Of The Day: Not Since 1956 A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman.

The general replied, “1956, ma’am.”

The woman, in disbelief, said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.”

The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterward, the woman cuddled up to the general and said, “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1956…”

The general looked at her, confused, and replied, “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”

 

 

 

 

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