Joke Of The Day: Happy and Sad

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Jan 122026
 
Joke Of The Day: Happy and Sad A man says to his wife: “Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.”

His wife replies: “You have a bigger willy than your brother!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Holding Hands

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Jan 112026
 
Joke Of The Day: Holding Hands While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they approached, I commented on how romantic it was.

He replied, “We have been holding hands when we go out in public for over thirty years. I have to. If I let go, she shops.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: At the Zoo

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Jan 092026
 
Joke Of The Day: At the Zoo The monkey died in the zoo – unfortunately, the zoo was unable to find a monkey for its exhibition, so it hired a guy to put a monkey suit and take over the monkey duties.

The guy did a great job, he was jumping around the monkey cage until suddenly he fell out of the monkey cage and into the lion’s den. He started to scream… Help! Help! as the lion ran towards him.

When the lion finally came face-to-face with the monkey, he said, “Shut the hell up before you get us both fired!”

 

 

 

 

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