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I went to the library and asked if they had any books on turtles.
The librarian asked, “Hardback?” I replied, “Yes. Little heads too.”
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Dinner with the Kids
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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn’t tell them.
His little boy keeps asking him, “What’s for dinner, dad?” “You’ll see,” he replies. They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating. “Ok”, says her dad, “Here’s a hint. It’s what your mother sometimes calls me.” His daughter screams … “Don’t eat it, Jimmy! … It’s an asshole …”
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Joke Of The Day: At The Movies
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A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the movie theater and goes in to watch the movie that has already started. As his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie.
It even seemed to be enjoying the movie: wagging its tail in the happy bits, drooping its ears at the sad bits, and hiding its eyes with its paws at the scary bits. After the movie, the man approaches the dog’s owner, “Wow, your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. I’m amazed!” “Yes, I can’t believe it myself,” came the reply. “He hated the book.”
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