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A man was telling his neighbor in the senior living facility, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me nine thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor, “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.”
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner
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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are walking around London when a cat jumps on Watson and pees on him.
“Oh bloody hell” says an upset Watson, “my shirt is ruined” “Well, you got to take it up with the owner”, says Sherlock calmly. “I’ve no clue who the owner is!” shouts Watson, still angry. “Well, my dear Watson”, says Sherlock, “You are pissed on and pissed off at the same time, it’s Schrödinger’s cat”.
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