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Sep 202011
 

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?

A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, “Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”

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Sep 082011
 

There are three truths in life:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith…..

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

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May 132011
 

Although born to a good Irish-Catholic family, Colm had always wanted to be Jewish. As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge and go through the formal conversion process. He studied Judaism all semester. Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete the conversion.

On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi´s office, ready to begin.

The Rabbi said, “I´m sorry, but before I give you the test, I must discuss my fee, It´s $500.”

“Holy Mother! $500!” exclaimed Colm , “That´s a lot of money. How about $50?”

“Congratulations, you pass.” said the Rabbi.