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Satirical humor that looks at how victims often tend to be ignored in the mainstream press while the perpetrators are protected.
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Joke Of The Day: An Interview With Hitler
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This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well and living in South America. He managed to wrangle a ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ interview with Hitler on the condition that he was not to reveal where Hitler was living. He went to this interview, and lo and behold, yes, it was Adolf Hitler, looking very old. He interviewed him, asking him all sorts of questions, and as a final question, asked “What are you doing now, in the twilight of your life?” Hitler replied “Hah! Twilight of my life! I’ll have you know that I am secretly putting together the 4th Reich, right here in South America! This time we’ll do it right. We have a foolproof plan – this time we will kill EVERY JEW in the world – and 6 MEXICANS!!!”. The journalist asked “…but…but….but why 6 MEXICANS??” Hitler jumped to his feet and yelled “SEE, I TOLD THEM THAT NO-ONE GIVES A SH*T ABOUT THE JEWS!” |
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Joke Of The Day: Vus Titzuch
Barack Hussein Obama calls in the head of the CIA and asks, How come the Jews know everything before we do?”
The CIA chief says, “The Jews have this expression – ‘Vus titzuch?’
Obama says, “Hell, what’s that mean?”
Well, Mr. President”, replies the CIA chief, “It’s a Yiddish expression which roughly translates to “what’s happening”. They just ask each other and they know everything.”
Obama decides to personally go undercover to determine if this is true. He gets dressed up as an Orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long black coat), and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York, picked up in an unmarked car and dropped off in Brooklyn’s most Jewish neighborhood. Soon a little old man comes shuffling along.
Obama stops him and whispers, “Vus titzuch?”
The old guy whispers back: “Obama is in Brooklyn.”
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