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Obama: “I Consider Myself An Honorary Italian Because I Love All Things Italian”
Mulunyan. :lol:
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: As I said before, I’m not lucky enough to have any Italian ancestry that I know of, but — but I consider myself an honorary Italian, because I love all things Italian, and the United States would not be what we are, or who we are, without the contributions of generations of Italian-Americans.
Joke Of The Day: Gennaro
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After months of saving, Italian Genaro purchases a $300 pair of Boccelli leather shoes. Every Friday night the Italian community in his city block holds a dance in the church basement. Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, ‘Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?’ Startled, Sophia replies, ‘Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight, But how do you know?’ Gennaro answers, ‘I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes.’ Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ‘Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?’ Rosa answers, ‘Yes, Gennaro, I do, But how do you know that?’ He replies, ‘I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes.’ For the last dance Gennaro asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He states, ‘Carmela, be stilla my heart, Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, Please, please, tella me this true!’ Carmela smiles coyly and answers, ‘Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight.’ Gennaro gasps, ‘Thanka God… I thought I had a crack in my $300 Boccelli leather shoes!’ |
Ticino Mistico
Ticino is the Italian flair of Switzerland, its sun-trap, a region also known for thunderstorms. The lovely landscape transforms into a mystical scenery and the city of Lugano suddenly looks like Rio de Janeiro. Wind draws bizarre reflections on the water surface of the lakes, while lightnings strike the clouds. After this storm the sky clears up fast, a new day awakes with a splendid sunrise at the Monte Rosa (Pink Mountain). The images have been taken at Serpiano, Sighignola, Ronco sopra Ascona, Monti di Motti, Monte Gambarogno, Monte Brè and Gotthard. Many thanks to Michael Gertschen (michaelgertschen.ch) for composing the beautiful soundtrack for this movie.
Joke Of The Day: Screams Of Passion
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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.
The Italian said, “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes.” The Frenchman said, “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.” Then the Aussie said, “That’s nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, y’know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.” The astonished Italian and Frenchman asked, “Two full hours? Wow, that’s phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?” The Aussie replied, “I wiped my greasy hands on the curtains!“ |
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