The Irish trio, Corrigan Brothers, pay tribute to President-elect Barack Obama’s Irish heritage with the quirky, infectious homage “There’s No One As Irish As Barack Obama.” The single is available now at all Internet outlets including iTunes and Amazon now on Universal Ireland. More information on You Tube.
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Joke If The Day: Three Irishmen
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean, and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night, and found themselves on a road which led past the old graveyard.
“Come have a look over here,” says Paddy. “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.”
“That’s nothing,” says Sean. “Here’s one named Patrick O’Toole. Says here that he was 95 when he died.”
Just then, Seamus yells out, “Good God! Here’s a fella that’s 145!”
“What was his name?” asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, “Miles, from Dublin.”
Irish Joke Of The Day
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said “Lord, have mercy on me. If you find me a parking spot, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life…and even give up me Irish whiskey!”
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said “Never mind, I found one.”
Irish Personal Ads
Here are some reputedly real Irish personal ads from the Dublin News. God I hope they are not real!
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o’clock in the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancee, seeksdecent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruelworld of hatchet-faced bitches.
Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open- minded twin sister.
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