Joke Of The Day: 4th Of July Jokes

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Jul 042013
 

Rubber ChickenQ: How is a healthy person like the United States?

A: They both have good constitutions!

 

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?

A: Beneduck Arnold!

 

Q: What’s big, cracked, and carries your luggage?

A: The Liberty Bellhop!

 

Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

A: Liberty!

 

Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?

A: The infantry!

 

Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?

A: The Boston Flea Party!