Joke Of The Day: Immigrant Style

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Mar 302010
 

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

“Hey, how much you charge for da hour?” he asks.

“$100,” she replies.

In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?”

“No” she says.

“I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.”

“No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

“I pay you $300.”

“No,” she says.

“I pay you $400.”

“No,” she says.

So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style.”

She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?”

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?”

The illegal immigrant replies, ….. “You send bill to Government.”

Joke Of The Day

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Dec 252009
 

There’s a Russian, a Mexican, and an American standing at the edge of a cliff and have to throw something into the ocean of what they have most in there country. The Russian takes off his long hat and says, “I have a lot of these in my country”, and throws it in. Then the Mexican goes next and takes out a taco and says, “I have a lot of these in my country”, and throws it in. Then, the American went next and thinks about what he has most in his country and grabs the Mexican and says, “I have a lot of these in my country and throws him in.”

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