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Joke Of The Day: 4 Guys In A Boat
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Nov 152013
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A Cuban, a Japanese guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water. He says, “We have so many cigars in Cuba, we can spare a few.” The Japanese guy pulls a computer chip out of his pocket and throws it in the water. He says, “We produce so many of these, we can spare a few.” The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says “Don’t even think about it.” |
Mar 052013
Mar 042013
A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California.
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts,
“Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,
“We are invading the United States of America ! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800’s.”
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter.
When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, “Just the four of you?”
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, “No, we’re the last four. The rest are already there!”