Airplane Snore

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Mar 222016
 

A husband adds a hilarious visual to his wife’s snoring.

Enjoy!

You never know when a little toy plane will come in handy! While his wife was napping, this man recorded her using a small toy biplane to visualize the sound. Hilarious! I hope she thought so when she woke up…

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My Wife Doesn’t Work

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Jun 042015
 

My Wife Doesn't Work

My Wife Doesn’t Work!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P: What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P: Your Wife ?
H: She doesn’t work. She’s a Housewife only.

P: Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn’t work.

P: At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H: She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

P: How do your kids go to school?
H: My wife takes them to school, because she doesn’t work.

P: After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H: She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn’t work.

P: In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H: Take rest, because i’m tired due to all day works.

P: What does your wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.