How To Of The Day: How To Butcher A Deer

How To Butcher A Deer
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If you’re interested in how to butcher your own deer harvests, you might like this illustrated deer meat guide.

This illustration by artist Nadia van der Donk shows where the different cuts of meat come from on a deer.
A single deer can provide a lot of meat that can last for months if rationed properly. The hide can also be used for a wall hanging or carpet.

Butchering at home requires a lot more than a deer meat guide. You’ll need the right knives for skinning the hide, a hacksaw, wet stone and gloves for cleanliness.

Plus, the process can get a little dirty, so having a safe place to do it without risking a seriously messed up kitchen is key.

If you don’t know what you’re doing, you’ll be much better off taking it to a deer processing facility or experienced butcher.

But, if you’re up for the challenge of learning how to do it, this handy guide will help out big time.

Getting a deer from the field to the freezer starts with properly field dressing the animal. Make sure to store and hang the meat in a cool and dry environment that is below 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Meat should hang for at least five days to ensure the meat gets tender.

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Joke Of The Day: Duck Hunting

Rubber Chicken Three doctors are in a duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck … it’s probably a duck.” He shoots at it but misses, and the bird flies away.

The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual and says, “Hmmmm … green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound … might be a duck.” He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.

A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, “Go see if that was a duck.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Sleeping With Joe

Rubber Chicken The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Joe, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Joe and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, “Man, what happened to you?”

He said, “Joe snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”

He said, ‘Man, that Joe shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”

The third night was Bobby’s turn. Bobby was a wise, older fellow, with a reputation for not taking crap. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

“Good morning!” he said.

They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what happened?”

He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Joe into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. After that, Joe sat up and watched me all night.”

With age comes wisdom.

 

 

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