Joke Of The Day: First Day Of School

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May 082018
 
Joke Of The Day: First Day Of School It was the first day of school, and the first grade teacher decided to see how much her students knew about math.

“Dewey, can you tell me what is 3 and 2?”

Dewey said, “That’s when you should watch very, very carefully before you swing at the next pitch.”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Having A Baby At 75

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May 062018
 
Joke Of The Day: Having A Baby At 75 With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 75-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.

‘Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.’

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

‘WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me

‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded.

‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’

‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?’
 

 

 

 

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