Joke Of The Day: A Vacation In Mexico

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Jun 202018
 
Joke Of The Day: A Vacation In Mexico A man went on vacation to Mexico. He went to a restaurant and while eating saw a plate with two huge meat balls on it. He called over the waitress and asked “What is that dish you just served.”

The waitress said “That is bull testicles. Everyday we have 1 bull fight, if you want to eat it you have to reserve a day before.”

So he reserved the dish for the next day, he went there and ate it, he loved it but he called over the waitress and said “These are delicious but yesterday the balls were so big and today they are small, why is that?”

The waitress looked back with a sad face and said “The bull doesn’t always lose.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Free Meat

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Jun 192018
 
Joke Of The Day: Free Meat It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed. He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said,

“I’ll be 16 tomorrow.”

“I know,” said the butcher with a smile, “I’ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she’ll get, and watch the expression on her face.”

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said,

“Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!”

 

 

 

 

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