Joke Of The Day: Tarzan And Jane

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Jul 022018
 
Joke Of The Day: Tarzan And Jane When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex.

“Tarzan not know sex.” he replied.

Jane explained to him what it was.

Tarzan said, “Ohhh… Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.”

Horrified, Jane said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

“Here.” she said, pointing to her privates, “You must put it in here.”

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What did you do that for?!”

Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Scottish Beauty Pageant

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Jul 012018
 
Joke Of The Day: Scottish Beauty Pageant A Scottish man and his Korean wife take their daughter to the fair.

They walk around enjoying the sights, trying their best to blend in with the crowds. Their daughter sees a stage with a sign for a beauty pageant that says “Open entry, TRUE SCOTS ONLY!”

She drags her parents towards it, wanting to enter. They approach the official, asking how to sign her up for it.

“Sorry lass, ye cannae enter. It’s only for true Scots.”

The little girl frowns and asks, “I was born and raised here! If I’m not Scottish, what am I?”

“If you’ve ever looked in a mirror, it’s obvious. Eurasian.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Mahatma Gandhi

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Jun 302018
 
Joke Of The Day: Mahatma Gandhi Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and…with his odd diet…he suffered from bad breath. This made him… …a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.