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Joke Of The Day: Patience

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Jul 182018

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.

“I’ll be right back with some water,” the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.

The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. “Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes.”

Joke Of The Day: At The Nude Beach

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Jul 172018

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach.

The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says…”Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”

The mom says… “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later he comes running back and says… “Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy’s!”

The mom says… “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later he comes running back and says… “Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”