Joke Of The Day: Fig Leaf Found

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Nov 012018
 
Joke Of The Day: Fig Leaf Found A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one.

He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago.

“Momma, look what I found!” the boy called out.

“What do you have there?” his mother asked.

With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Boxer With Insomnia

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Oct 302018
 
Joke Of The Day: A Boxer With Insomnia A boxer went to a doctor for treatment of insomnia.

“Have you tried counting sheep?” suggested the doctor.

“It doesn’t work,” replied the boxer. “Whenever I get to nine, I stand up!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Money For Groceries

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Oct 292018
 
Joke Of The Day: Money For Groceries I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.

“Twenty dollars?!” he said. “For what?”

“To buy groceries,” I told him.

“When I was a boy,” my grandfather said. “My mama would give me one dollar, just one dollar, and I’d go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea.”

He shrugged and paused.

“Times have changed and ya can’t do that now,” he told me. “Too many security cameras.”