Joke Of The Day: Lots of Snow

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Nov 212018
 
Joke Of The Day: Lots of Snow It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand.

“It must have been terrible,” said the government man to a farmer. “All that snow.”

“Could have been worse,” calmly answered the farmer. “My neighbor had more snow than me.”

“How’s that?” asked the government man.

“More land,” replied the farmer.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Rooster Chasing A Hen

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Nov 202018
 
Joke Of The Day: Rooster Chasing A Hen Two women were sitting on the front porch of the farm house when they saw a rooster chasing a hen. The hen ran straight into the road and was killed by a passing car.

One of the women sighed, “How beautiful. She’d rather die.”

 

 

 

 

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