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The problem with political jokes is… that they sometimes get elected.
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Dec 152018
Joke Of The Day: Worms
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Dec 142018
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Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:
1st in beer 2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day, the teacher shows the results: The 1st worm in beer, dead. The 2nd in wine, dead. The 3rd in whiskey, dead. The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy. The teacher asks the class: What do we learn from this experience? And a child responds: Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms.
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Joke Of The Day: Marring A Gold Digger
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Dec 132018
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A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty? “Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age.” His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said. “Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”
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Joke Of The Day: Philanthropy
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Dec 122018
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A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium. He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics. He inquired of the tour guide, “Is this magnificent auditorium named after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?”
“No,” replied the guide. “It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer.” “Never heard of him. What did he write?” “A big check,” replied the guide.
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Dec 112018
