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The FBI arrested the Math teacher with a Graph Paper.

He was definitely plotting something.

Q: How much space does a fungus need to grow?

A: As mushroom as possible.

I think the girl at the American Airlines check-in just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle.”

I laughed right in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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