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Joke Of The Day: Hooters

Joke Of The Day: Hooters Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why Hooters?” “They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts, and the gorgeous legs.”
“You’re on.”

At age 42, they meet and play golf again. “Where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Again? Why?”
“They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.”
“OK.”

At age 52 they meet and play again. “So where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.
“Why?”
“The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.”
“OK.”

At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters
“Why?”
“Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.”
“Good choice”

At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts.”
“Great choice.”

At age 82 they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Because we’ve never been there before.”
“Okay.”

 

 

 

 

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Joke Of The Day

A group of 40-something buddies schedule a ten-year reunion and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at Hooters restaurant because the waitresses there have nice breasts and wear low-cut blouses.

Ten years later, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should dine. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at Hooters because the food there is very good and the wine cellar is well stocked.

Now in their 60s, the buddies plan another group reunion, and once again they discuss and discuss where to hold the banquet. Finally it is agreed that they should gather at Hooters because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

Another ten years ensues; the group plans another reunion and once again they discuss and discuss the choices of restaurant. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Hooters because the restaurant is wheelchair accessible and they even have an elevator.

Ten years later, the 80-something buddies meet again to plan their reunion banquet, and once again they discuss and discuss where they should eat. Finally it is agreed that meeting at Hooters would be a great idea because they have never been there before.

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Joke Of The Day

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

‘Well, in that case, I ‘ ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don ‘ t understand? Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you ‘re one of us’, said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.
‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?’