Joke Of The Day: The Pearly Gates

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Jan 282013
 

Rubber ChickenSaint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two brothers wearing Obama T-shirts arrived.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, “Wait here. I will be right back.”

St. Peter goes over to God’s chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: “How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. Everyone is loved. Everyone is a brother. Go back and let them in!”

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God’s chambers and says “Well, they’re gone.”

“The guys wearing Obama T-Shirts?” asked God.

“No. The Pearly Gates.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Surprised in Hell

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Jan 052013
 

Rubber ChickenMy 10-year old asked me, “There are so many people in the world. When they die, is Heaven is going to fill up?”

I replied, “No, that’s most unlikely. The number of people who will actually go there is much smaller than those who think they’ll go there. Hell is full of people who are incredibly surprised.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Dead Dog

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Nov 132012
 

Rubber ChickenMom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

“You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”

Susie, still crying, said “What would God want with a dead dog?”

 

 

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