Tag: Heart Attacks

Jokes

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET – IT WORKS!

  1. You walk pasta da bakery.
  2. You walka pasta da candy store.
  3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
  4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
  5. You will lose weight!

AND…. here’s the final word on nutrition and health.

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

Amusing

The Final Word on Nutrition and Health

For those of you who watch what you eat… Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
  4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.