Health Insurance

The United States is the only country in the world that employs more people in Health Insurance than it employs as Doctors and Nurses. Most of your money is spent blocking your own treatment.



The United States is the only country in the world that employs more people in Health Insurance than it employs as Doctors and Nurses.

Most of your money is spent blocking your own treatment.

Joke Of The Day: No Health Insurance

Rubber Chicken An old man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, “Do you have health insurance?”

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Good. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

 

 

 

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