Joke Of The Day

The director of a hospital was giving new resident doctors a tour of the facility when one young woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a hospital room with the door wide open.

“That’s disgusting” screamed the woman, “Why is he doing that?”

The doctor that was leading the tour explained, “This man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t do that five times a day, they’ll explode and he’ll die within minutes.”

“Oh well, in that case, I guess it’s OK,” commented the woman.

In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.

Again the woman screamed, “Oh my! How can you explain THAT?”

The doctor replied … “Same illness but a better health care plan. The other patient has ObamaCare.”

Word of the Day: Dhimmitude

Need something to get your blood boiling?

Has anyone heard of this new word? Dhimmitude?

Amish and other religious groups may be exempt from forced purchase of healthcare policies under Obama care.

You know what other groups this could include? Muslims and Christian Scientists may be exempt from having to have government healthcare.

Word of the Day: Dhimmitude

There is an exemption for “certain religious groups” in the Health Care Bill. Obama supporters check it out yourself.

Type Dhimmitude into Google and start reading.

Note that Muslims and certain other religions are exempt from the Obamacare penalties and it is supported by law.

We are surrendering from within! The prez is leading us right down the path to total Muslim control and you should care! Now the truth comes out.

Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-Muslim populations conquered through jihad. Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-Muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to Islam.

The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia Muslim diktat in the United States.

Muslims may be specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance, and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured. Islam considers insurance to be “gambling”, “risk-taking” and “usury” and is thus banned. Muslims may be specifically granted exemption based on this.

How convenient. So I, John Smith, as a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, cars and etc. and even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax. Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance at our expense. Non-Muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize Muslims. Period. This is Dhimmitude.

Dhimmitude serves two purposes: it enriches the Muslim masters AND serves to drive conversions to Islam. In this case, the incentive to convert to Islam will be taken up by those in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y and Z types who have no moral anchor or belief in God!

If you don’t believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to sell Him for 30 pieces of silver. “Sure, I’ll be a Muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, brother?” Now all you Obama voters get in line for your free stuff!…However, I suggest you don’t hold your breath!…

I recommend sending this email to all your contacts. This is desperately important and people need to know about it and what the past election has done to all of us!

P.S. Have you heard about the summit Obama is holding in DC for the future Muslim business leaders in the US? He wants to increase their ability to begin business opportunities in the US for the Muslim community!

Better start looking for a country that doesn’t cater to the Muslims. . . . Australia doesn’t. . . . because this country will be overrun by Muslims like Europe is currently experiencing.

And you thought our problem was the Mexicans!

USPS Sends Your Package 5,586 Miles To Travel 120

“This explains why the US Postal Service is running a $7 billion deficit this year”. Doesn’t this make you feel better that the government will also be in charge of your health care?


Jonathan is trying to figure out why the box of records he sent from Bell to Bakersfield, CA somehow took a 5,000 mile detour across the country and back first.
His tracking receipt shows the package leaving Bell, CA, then showing up on the east coast in Capitol Heights, MD, then heading down for some barbecue in Greensboro, NC, then moseying back to where it began before finally taking the 2-hour trip down the road to Bakersfield.

When he called USPS to ask them why the package was sent 3,000 miles away, the rep said, “I cannot speculate on that.” Her supervisor told Jonathan the same thing. Jonathan wonders if he will also get the same reaction when he contacts Stephen M. Kearney, Senior Vice President, USPS Customer Relations.

Perhaps this, “explains why the US Postal Service is running a $7 billion deficit this year,” speculated Jonathan to Consumerist.

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