Common Sense Evaluation

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.

He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance.

“Would you like to dance with me?”he asked.

She replied “Would I!”, and he sneered and told her,”BIG NOSE!”