Q: What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?
A: Hop in.
Tag: Handicap
Joke Of The Day: Would I!
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.
He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.
He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance.
“Would you like to dance with me?”he asked.
She replied “Would I!”, and he sneered and told her,”BIG NOSE!”
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