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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.
The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said… “Your stance is far too wide.” |
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Taking a wee break from the golf course, Rory McIlroy drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. “Top o’ the mornin to ya.” As Rory gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. “What are those things, laddie?” asks the attendant. “They’re called tees,” replies Rory. “And what would ya be usin ’em for, now?” inquires the Irishman. “Well, they’re for resting my balls on when I drive,” replies Rory. “Aw, Jaysus, Maryan’ Joseph!” exclaims the Irish attendant. “Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!” |
